Tea people, you can go ahead and start cutting me checks. Today I made a mug of detox tea and I got two complementary affirmations on the flaggy paper thing that come attached to the bags.
What are those things called?
“Say it straight, simple and with a smile.”
“By listening, you comfort another person.”
They’re dangling on the side of my cup, all cozy. Like they were meant for each other.
Tea banners? Tea tags? Tea handles? Tea fortunes? I give up. Good pairing up though.
tea voices. *gets depressed*