I am going to go through all the words in common usage in the English language, and assign them a gender to assist in Freudian analysis of… everything. We haven’t beaten this horse quite to death yet, have we?
Swords, forklifts and bank statements would be phallic. Wells, the sky and car keys would be vaginal. No shades of grey, no gender-neutral words like German has, no words which represent sexual union. Just, a binary dialectical interpretation of the world around us.
They’re gonna love me.