Police hate knock knock jokes.

Ever since a controversial court ruling in 2000, the New London Police Department has been free to continue rejecting too-smart applicants, to the relief of low achievers and low self-esteem havers everywhere. Or at least in New London, Connecticut. I suggest that the only appropriate way to celebrate is to call them up at their offices and share a little joke with them:

“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Ike”
“Ike who?”
“Ike who too high for you!”

Don’t tell me you didn’t get a little giggle out of that. Now go get your burner number.

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