Ever since a controversial court ruling in 2000, the New London Police Department has been free to continue rejecting too-smart applicants, to the relief of low achievers and low self-esteem havers everywhere. Or at least in New London, Connecticut. I suggest that the only appropriate way to celebrate is to call them up at their offices and share a little joke with them:
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Ike” “Ike who?” “Ike who too high for you!”
Don’t tell me you didn’t get a little giggle out of that. Now go get your burner number.