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Hello out there Isle of Man reader!

Another new country! Somebody out there from Isle of Man checked in, probably after a relaxing Sunday spent playing a game of cammag with friends. Thank you reader for giving me a two for one day in terms of geographic … Continue reading

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On the unlikelihood of hyena domestication. Or: No, you can’t have one.

Here at Hyena Central I get a lot of visitors looking for information on how to keep a hyena as a pet. And for good reason! Reports of hyenas being domesticated have been circulated by the African Wildlife Foundation, Animal Planet, and the BBC– among other sources blatantly plagiarizing one source or the other. Speciously included in its “Big Cats” series, BBC reports, “In ancient Egypt hyenas were domesticated and even eaten.”

But that’s not entirely true. And they aren’t cats, though they are closely related.
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kisses

dinosaurs are not good at it.

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Our writer’s.

  Looks legit. 

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A HALLOWEEN PODCAST WITH ME

Last week I sat down with the unflappable Michael Polston for a Halloween-themed recording of his podcast You Eight It. The podcast, available free here, covers a sordid and sometimes hilarious array of topics: tampons, gas masks, meth, nursery rhymes, … Continue reading

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Kindred spirits

I was checking out at Walgreens and at the register they had these skull keychains for Halloween. They were terrifying, their surfaces stained and  chiaroscuro. They were angular caricatures of skulls, which in actuality are delicate and beautiful. Real skulls … Continue reading

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Precious Moments

We were in a bar that also serves as the neighborhood diner. A man with a hat on his belt and a large mug of beer in his hand poked his head in from the patio and said something that … Continue reading

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Well that’s pretty creepy, WordPress

If I don’t own it, then who does? If you liked this, Like It! And check out: Yogi Tea wants you to be a colosal faker aaaaaaaaaand Fox News doesn’t understand “begging the question.”

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Fall is in the air…

We’re past labor day, leaves are falling, it’s definitely Fall here: 90 degrees here and muggy. Brisk, comparatively, so I decided to make some braised meat in the slow cooker. It looks like a football and I hated it at … Continue reading

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WWZ not actually a zombie movie. Or a war movie, for that matter.

I would argue that WWZ is not a zombie movie, it is an action movie with zombies in it. This isn’t meant as criticism, I loved the movie, it’s got travel and a ton of great characters and it’s fast paced– … Continue reading

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