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Everything is poison. Only the dose makes a thing not a poison.
It’s 2020 and the disproportionate coronavirus vaccine scaremongering (or conspiracy-theorizing) has made this post relevant again. Halloween is canceled, kids. Sorry. Working in a health food store, and generally being an undercover dirty hippie, I’ve made a lot of friends … Continue reading
On the unlikelihood of hyena domestication. Or: No, you can’t have one.
Here at Hyena Central I get a lot of visitors looking for information on how to keep a hyena as a pet. And for good reason! Reports of hyenas being domesticated have been circulated by the African Wildlife Foundation, Animal Planet, and the BBC– among other sources blatantly plagiarizing one source or the other. Speciously included in its “Big Cats” series, BBC reports, “In ancient Egypt hyenas were domesticated and even eaten.”
But that’s not entirely true. And they aren’t cats, though they are closely related.
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Murder Ballads, in honor of Valentine’s Day
We love a dead lady, so long as she’s young and pretty. Continue reading
William of York– Mister Popularity
This 2103 post has been updated! Read the extended post here, or about other saints in the rest of my hagiography. Today we celebrate the feast day of St. William of York, hotly contested 12th century archbishop and saint. William … Continue reading
10 Recreational Uses for Drones (and two informational paragraphs)
Use of drones in the US only raises awareness and makes it easier to procure one on the internet, or make one yourself. This opens up a world of hijinks! Possibilities are endless, but these ten ideas came to my mind first:
1.) Fight crime by flying 12 feet over the ground and tagging wrongdoers with paintballs.
2.) Monitor traffic 1 mile ahead of me during every commute. Continue reading
Fox News doesn’t understand the phrase “begging the question.”
Fox News’s response to the Benghazi Attack timeline states that the timeline “begs more questions,” which is inaccurate. The timeline might call for further investigation, or occasion further questioning– but it does not, however, beg the question. Begging the question is a … Continue reading
Haunted woods in 40F and drizzle. I’ll leave you with this. Wear a hat.
The Hide and Die Syndrome describes a series of events hypothermia victims go through as they approach death. For reasons unknowns, they may paradoxically undress, and later crawl under a bed or into a wardrobe, somewhere inaccessible without crawling, in … Continue reading
Lunar Effect
The moon hit its perigee on the 19th and pulled the river to my door in massive flooding and lust. Aquatic animals fucked violently in moonlit tidepools. children played in underwater playgrounds, murky with strands of amphibian semen.
Things I didn’t know about…
…that are scary as shit. Regard the Plague Doctor Wikipedia even has a separate page just discussing his scary-ass costume! Imagine him walking through a town filled with the cries of the dying. Imagine walking outside and finding part of … Continue reading